Twenty-something year old college graduate in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States of America, trying to figure out how to function now that she's no longer a dependent on anyone's tax forms. Preferred name: Teresa.
She tried being deep and intellectual and pursuing an examined, questioned life full of meaning, but now she just wants to feel absolutely nothing or overwhelmingly euphoric all the time, even if the cost is her soul.
Her role models are Patrick Bateman and Regina George.
1. Sometimes people leave your life without a backward glance.
2. Sometimes they refuse to leave at all.
3. Sometimes, some jackass won’t stop bothering one of your best friends so you go on a road trip with JT and a hunting knife to “gently convince” him to leave her the fuck alone.
4. Sometimes Teresa joins in on the fun, and someone else pays for it. :D I LOVE ROAD TRIPS PICK ME PICK ME!
Hey I wanna join!!! I have a whole list of jackasses that require this type of road trip!
knife… Guyyyyyys,...a murder road trip without me….
This is why I love you both, you do realize. (Not the murder so much as the willingness to commit murder on my behalf.)...
4. Sometimes Teresa joins in on the fun, and someone else pays for it. :D I LOVE ROAD TRIPS PICK ME PICK ME!
3. Sometimes, some jackass won’t stop bothering one of...best friends so you go on